Cure yourself of your plant killing curse.

And never feel the guilt of plant murder again with Nearly Natural’s death proof housplants.

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Struggling to stop killing?

We’ll speak directly to plant killers in public with our OOH.

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To protect and serve plants.

Cops weren’t cutting it so we created our own volunteer task force
dedicated to bringing serial plant killers to justice: Plant PD.

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We’re coming for you, plant killers.

We’re launching Plant PD TV Show.

Following the “brave” Plant PD officers on the job and making fun of America’s policing fetish.

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Code Green!

Follow along with live updates from the Plant PD Scanner.

We’ll live tweet updates and share scenes from streets.

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Time to snitch.

 
Whether it’s on your roomate, your dog, or Grandma.

If you know a plant killer, call our Plant PD Hotline and help us bring them to justice.